When I Did Comic Relief,

It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are; To Audition For 'jeopardy,' You Just Have To Luck Out And Know What They're Asking You That Day.

Nevada's One Of The Most Conservative States In The Union, But You Can Do What You Want In Vegas And Nobody Judges You.

When I Thought I Was Retired, I Wanted To Travel Around The World And Watch Soccer Games.

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.