When I Do Stand-up Shows

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.

I Never Want Movie Theaters Go Away. It Is The Greatest Time Out On The Town. You Go Out, It's A Great Place To Go, Great Location, Great Hang, Great Date, Good Place To Be With Friends. But As An Actor Who Works Hard At Making Movies, I Am Glad That No Matter What People Can See Your Movie On. It's Hard To Keep A Theater For Long Time; There Are So Many Movies, So When You Leave A Theater, You're Just Glad There's A Life For Your Movie.

I Shouldn't Be Near Vegas And Have Money In My Pocket.

How Do I Speak Spanish? Not Too Well. Paz Taught Me A Few Words That, If People Weren't Nice To Me, I Could Tell Them A Few Things. I Got To Study With [chef] Thomas Keller, Who We All Love As A Guy And Jim Had A Relationship With Him At [his Restaurant] The French Laundry.

I've Got The Kid. I Feel A Little More Relief That I Don't Have To Just Think About Myself Too Much.