When I Get Down To

If It Doesn't Come Bursting Out Of You In Spite Of Everything, Don’t Do It.

People Were Usually Much Better In Their Letters Than In Reality. They Were Much Like Poets In This Way.

Don't Ever Write A Novel Unless It Hurts Like A Hot Turd Coming Out.

Invent Yourself And Then Reinvent Yourself.

And There I Was, 225 Pounds, Perpetually Lost And Confused, Short Legs, Ape-like Upper Body, All Chest, No Neck, Head Too Large, Blurred Eyes, Hair Uncombed, 6 Feet Of Geek, Waiting For Her.