When I'm Doing An Accent,

I Want To Stick Around With The Big Boys. I Don't Want To Be In The Old Folks Home.

I Don't Like Getting Up Early In The Morning And Learning All That Stuff. I Work With Offers That I Can't Refuse.

If You Really Want To Become An Actor, But Only Providing That Acting Doesn't Interfere With Your Golf Game, Political Ambitions And Your Life, You Don't Want To Become An Actor. Not Only Is Acting More Than A Part Time Job, It's More Than A Full Time Job. It's A Full Time Obsession.

This Is Your Life, Larry. Learn To Enjoy What You've Got.

You Cannot Have One Bathroom. And It Don't Matter How Much You Love Your Wife And Everything, 'cause You Wind Up With No Room At All. You Just Get A Little Corner And You've Got A Toothbrush And Your Paste And A Shaving Brush And A Razor. And You Can Never Get In There. So You Must Have Two Bathrooms. You Really Must. I Think It's Essential.