When I'm Not Working, I

People Always Tease Me. They Say, Look At You, You Went For So Much Psychoanalysis And You're So Neurotic, You Wind Up Marrying A Girl So Much Younger Than You.

90% Of Success In Life Is Showing Up

In 1940 I Was Just Turning 5 Years Old And Being Taken To The Movies. For Those Of Us Who Were Not Old Enough To Understand The Horror Of War It Was A Very Romantic Era Because These Guys Were Kissing Their Wives And Girlfriends Goodbye And Going Off To Fight And Become Heroes.

I Don't Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib.

I Got A Divorce Because My Ex-wife Left Me For Another Woman.