When I Used To Gamble,

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.