When I Was In High

I'm Going To Sprout Wings Out Of My Ass One Day And Fly Around The World.

My Dad Remembers Being In School With My Uncle, And The Teacher Would Say Outright To The Class That The Japanese Were Second-class Citizens And Shouldn't Be Trusted.

This Is Ten Percent Luck, Twenty Percent Skill, Fifteen Percent Power Of Will, Five Percent Pleasure, Fifty Percent Pain, And A Hundred Percent Reason To Remember The Name

Global Warming. Every Day I Leave My House And Think, "was It This Hot Last Year?" The Heat This Summer Here In La And In Most Of The Us Has Been Unbearable. I Can't Remember Another Time When It Was 105 Degrees Fahrenheit Out Here (40.5 Celsius), And That's The Kind Of Weather We've Been Having Pretty Much Every Day.

I Liked The Piano. I Always Liked Playing. I Just Hated Homework.