When I Was Kidnapped, My

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

I Love Nature, I Just Don't Want To Get Any Of It On Me.

I'm In Show Business. I'm Not Like A Poor Factory Worker Who'd Been Laid Off.

I Carry A Bullet In My Breast Pocket. Once, A Crazy Evangelist Threw A Bible At Me, Which Would Have Gone Through My Heart If It Wasn't For The Bullet.

If You Don't Fail Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Playing It Safe.