When I Was Young, I

I Wish I Had Thrown Out The Bathroom Scale At Age 16. Weighing Yourself Every Morning Is Like Waking Up And Asking Dick Cheney To Validate Your Sense Of Inner Worth.

Greasy Food Is So Comforting When You Are Hungover.

In Fact, There's Really Only One Thing That Everything's Made Of; It's Energy.

But You Don't Always Get What You Want;,you Get What You Get

I Suspect That He Was A Child Who Thought Differently Than His Peers, Who May Have Had Serious Conversations With Grown-ups, Who As A Young Person, Like Me, Accepted Being Alone Quite A Lot. I Think That This Sort Of Person Often Becomes Either A Writer Or A Career Criminal.