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To Be No. 1 On The 'new York Times' Best-seller List, Well, That's Alarming. Having Been A Stand-up Comedian, I Think It's Surprising To A Lot Of People That I Had The Insight I Had.

But Even In My Darkest Days I Had Faith It Would Turn Around.

God Does Things For Us Because He Trusts Us; That When He Gives It To Us, That We Will Do The Right Thing. We'll Open Up Our Eyes And See The Plan He Has For Us. If We're Not Going To Open Up Our Eyes, Don't Worry - You're Not Going To Have It Long. You're Short-lived.

Men Respect Women Who Have Standards - Get Some!

I've Had My Share Of Problems Along The Way. Don't Get Me Wrong, Because There Is No School For This. You Go From A Poor Person To A Rich Person. My Parents Didn't Have No Money; Didn't Tell Me Nothing About Investments.