When I'm Doing An Accent,

If You Think You're Going To Be Up For An Oscar, You Schedule Your Moviemaking.

My View Of Actors Is That Basically They're All Harmless Lunatics Who'd Be On The Psychiatrist's Couch.

If You're A Movie Actor, You're On Your Own - You Cannot Control The Stage. The Director Controls It.

To Be A Movie Star, You Have To Invent Yourself.

It's Funny, People Ask Me, 'what Would You Consider The Most Romantic Track On Your Record Mr Caine?' And I Say 'swollen' By Bent, And They Say 'i Think He's Off His Rocker!'