When Laziness Attacks A Woman,

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.