When Men Break Up They

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Men Are Self-confident Because They Grow Up Identifying With Super-heroes. Women Have Bad Self-images Because They Grow Up Identifying With Barbie.