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When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.
-Terry Pratchett
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When Mister Safety Catch Is
Terry Pratchett
When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.
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