When My Hair Is Long

The Problem With Relying On Nostalgia For Commentary Is That People Only Remember The Good Things.

Bruce Reid Is Not The Worst Batsman There Is At International Level But Those Who Are Worse Would Not Need To Hire The Myer Music Bowl To Hold A Convention.

Media Were Never Allowed Into An Australian Dressing Room Until I Became Skipper. I Changed That And Invited Them In At The Close Of Play Each Day, Thereby Confirming For Many Administrators They Had Appointed A Madman As Captain.

My Mantra Is: Put Your Brain Into Gear And If You Can Add To What's On The Screen Then Do It, Otherwise Shut Up.

The Only Thing That Really Annoys Me Is When All Of A Sudden You Hear Yourself On The Radio Advertising Smith's Tyre Shop Or Blenkinsop's Jam. They Simply Can't Do That. And In Australia, Occasionally I Have To Take Action.