When Nixon Declared The War

You Know You're A Success When You Look At Your Kids And Realize They Turned Out Better Than You.

I Once Said, "you Cannot Go To A 7-eleven Or A Dunkin' Donuts Unless You Have A Slight Indian Accent." When Bobby Jindal Entered The Republican Campaign, My Comment Should Have Been Covered Again, More Prominently. I Mean, Jindal Is Not Native American, He's A Real Indian.

Guess What, The Cheerleaders In College Are The Best Athletes In College. You Think, I'm Joking, They're Almost All Gymnasts, The Stuff They Do On Hard Wood, It Blows My Mind.

I Used To Stand In Front Of The Mirror In My Bedroom. I Shared A Bedroom - Like A Lot Of People In My Era, In My Neighborhood - With My Two Brothers And An Uncle. And I'd Stand There In Front Of The Mirror Over The Dresser And I Would Practice: Meek Young Men Grow Up In Libraries, Believing It Their Duty To Accept The Views Of Cicero, Bacon And Baba.

For 70 Years There's Been A Consensus Among Scholars And The American People On A Reading To The Constitution That Protects The Right Of Privacy, The Autonomy Of Individuals, While At The Same Time Empowering The Federal Government To Protect The Less Powerful.