When People Are Old Enough

The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

An Author Should Be Delighted, Not Annoyed When He Hears Himself Persistently Misquoted. He Could Receive No Higher Compliment. It Proves That The World Has Frequent And Urgent Need Of His Thoughts And Will Rather Change The Manner In Which He Expresses Them Than Do Without The Things Expressed.

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

I Am Inclined To Think That One's Education Has Been In Vain If One Fails To Learn That Most Schoolmasters Are Idiots.

Never Neglect An Opportunity To Play Leap-frog; It Is The Best Of All Games, And, Unlike The Terribly Serious And Conscientious Pastimes Of Modern Youth, Will Never Become Professionalized.