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There Is A Subset Of Democrats Who Tend To Mis-fill Out Ballots. The Way You Mark The Ballot Is Like An S.a.t. - You Fill In The Circle. And The Subset Of People Who Tend To, Like, Put A Check There Instead, Or An X, Or Fill It Out Wrong, Tend To Be People Who Didn't Take S.a.t.s, Or First-time Voters, Or People With English As A Second Language.

If 98 Out Of 100 Doctors Tell Me I've Got A Problem, I Should Take Their Advice. And If Those Two Other Doctors Get Paid By Big Snack Food, Like Certain Climate Deniers Get Paid By Big Coal, I Shouldn't Take Their Advice.

It's Easier To Put On Slippers Than To Carpet The Whole World.

It's Not Preppies, Cause I'm A Preppie Myself. I Just Don't Like Homosexuals. If You Ask Me, They're All Homosexuals In The Pudding. Hey, I Was Glad When That Pudding Homosexual Got Killed In Philadelphia.

For 35 Years I Was A Writer. I Wrote A Lot Of Jokes. Some Of Them Weren’t Funny. Some Of Them Weren’t Appropriate. Some Of Them Were Downright Offensive. I Understand That.