When The Sex War Is

Lots Of Women Love To Accuse Men Of Being Immature When The Fellow In Question Displays A Reluctance To "commit"...

What Sort Of Sap Doesn't Know By Now That Picture-perfect Beauty Is All Done With Smoke And Mirrors Anyway?

The Allegedly 'classy' Magazines Often Seem To Be In An Endless, Undeclared Competition To See Who Can Climb Furthest Up The Fundament Of Gwyneth Paltrow Or Jennifer Lopez.

There's Something Brave And Touching About Game Girls Of All Ages Keeping Themselves Smart In Hard Times - One Thinks Of Those Wonderful Women During World War Ii Drawing Stocking Seams In Eyebrow Pencil Up The Back Of Legs Stained With Gravy Browning Because Nylons Were So Hard To Get Hold Of.

Sadly, A Lot Of What Passes For Feminism These Days Is Just Moaning About Men, Congratulating Ourselves On Nothing In Particular, And Mocking Them For Being Big Kids While Doing Everything We Can To Keep Them That Way.