When They Gave Me That

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

I Wear Women's Leggings Under My Clothes, But No Lingerie.

I've Got To Give Larry Bird His Due; He Was A Great Player. He Knew The Game And He Was Smart.

Wherever There's Money, There's Drugs, So To Say Drugs Don't Exist In The Nba Would Be Stupid.

I'm Nothing More Than A Sports Slave.