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Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

Science Is A Good Thing. News Reporters Are Good Things Too. But It's Never A Good Idea To Put Them In The Same Room.

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.

If I Had To Pick One Quality That Best Predicts Success (other Than Wanting To Be Successful) It Would Be The Willingness To Risk Embarrassment.

Simple Molecules Combine To Make Powerful Chemicals. Simple Cells Combine To Make Powerful Life-forms. Simple Electronics Combine To Make Powerful Computers. Logically, All Things Are Created By A Combination Of Simpler, Less Capable Components. Therefore, A Supreme Being Must Be In Our Future, Not Our Origin. What If "god" Is The Consciousness That Will Be Created When Enough Of Us Are Connected By The Internet?!!