When Watering Your Plants, Try

I Got Myself A Really Nice Nib Pen, With Like 15 Kinds Of India Ink, And Tons Of Different Nibs; I Think I Was Just Procrastinating, Like, Once I Have The Right Nib, The Book Is Just Going To Jump Right Out Of My Fingertips... But Then It Just Ended Up Looking Like The Shitty Drawings That I Usually Do.

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

Thing To Try: If You Are Asked To Describe A Suspect To A Police Sketch Artist, Describe In Precise Detail, The Features Of The Police Sketch Artist. This Is One Of The Rare Instances Where Two People Can Do One Self-portrait.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.