When Wealth Walks In At

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet, But Would Not Cost Half As Much During The Winter Months.

One Smell Of Brimstone Makes The Whole World Kin.

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.