When You Are A Rock

I Know That You Like To See A Man In The Kitchen, But I'm Skeptical Of Men Who Cook. A Man Should Be Focusing His Attention On The Woman, And Not What's On The Stove.

Your Date Will Not Be Impressed By You Throwing Up On Her Brand-new Shoes, As You Spout Poetic Babblings That Are Meaningful Only To You.

I'll Get Rid Of The Drug Problem. The First Drug Dealer Will Be Publicly Executed In Front Of Everybody And All Of The Sudden The Rest Of The Drug Dealers Are Going To Go "uh Oh!" Watch How Fast The Drug Problem Disappears. If You Use Drugs, You're Addicted And You Steal Something, You'll Get Sent Off To The Outback And To Work Camps And All Of The Sudden No Drug Addicts. See How Simple That Is? So Simple.

I Don't Speak Cockney And I Don't Pretend To Come From That Part Of The World. For The Longest Time The English, Like The Beatles And So On Sounded American. "she Loves You Yeah Yeah Yeah!" All Of The Sudden You Sound American. It Doesn't Work That Way With Americans Who Try To Sing English. It's Not Convincing. If I Say "footy" And "tele" And "brissy" And "sydney" And "simmo" It's Not Convincing.

Rock Stars Are Idiots. You Know That! Remember This Moron Never Went To Music School, Never Learned Music Theory And Can't Read Or Write Music. So Why Not Be Suspicious Of Everything This Idiot Says?