When You Can Look Forward,

For Me, Suspense Doesn't Have Any Value If It's Not Balanced By Humor.

I’m Frightened Of Eggs, Worse Than Frightened; They Revolt Me. That Round White Thing Without Any Holes, And When You Break It, Inside There’s That Yellow Thing, Round, Without Any Holes… Brrr! Have You Ever Seen Anything More Revolting Than An Egg Yolk Breaking And Spilling Its Yellow Liquid? Blood Is Jolly, Red. But Egg Yolk Is Yellow, Revolting. I’ve Never Tasted It.

It Seems To Me That Television Is Exactly Like A Gun. Your Enjoyment Of It Is Determined By Which End Of It You're On.

San Francisco Would Be A Good Location For A Murder Mystery.

Even My Failures Make Money And Become Classics A Year After I Make Them.