When You Can't Draw Chameleons

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And When Youre In Law, Things Really Have To Get Done, Or Somebody Sues You. Its A Great Trick.

We Need More Cartoonists To Truly Retire When They Retire, And Not Run Repeats.

When I Say 'friends,' I Use That Term Loosely, As I Don't Actually Have Any.

I Recently Forced Myself To Read A Book On Quantum Physics, Just To Try And Learn Something New. I Was Confused By The Middle Of The First Sentence And It All Went Downhill From There. The Only Thing I Can Remember Learning Is That A Parallel Universe Can Theoretically Be Contained On The Head Of A Needle. I Don't Really Know What That Means, But I Am Now More Careful Handling Needles.

If You Put Me In South Park, That Audience Is Going To Fall Asleep In Five Minutes.