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And If You Call One A Real Estate Agent And He Won't Sell You Anything. He Is A Realator. It's The Same As What The Old Fashioned Real Estate Agent Used To Be Only The Commission Is Different.

We Are Always Saying: Let The Law Take Its Course But What We Really Mean Is: Let The Law Take Our Course.

We Are All Ignorant. We Are Just Ignorant About Different Things.

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The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.