When You Hear Someone From

I Unfortunately Don't Speak French, But My Wife Is Now Fluent In English, Which Really Reflects Rather Badly On Me.

My Dear Girl, There Are Some Things That Just Aren't Done, Such As Drinking Dom Perignon '53 Above The Temperature Of 38 Degrees Fahrenheit. That's Just As Bad As Listening To The Beatles Without Earmuffs!

I Can't Afford To Slow Down, But I Suppose It Really Depends. As Long As There's Enough Enthusiasm, Then One Wants To Continue.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

If You Can't Do It With One Bullet, Don't Do It At All.