When You Really Want To

I Don't Have To Write Jokes. I Don't Have To Write Insults. If You Ask The Man Of The Hour In The Hot Seat, My Mere Existence Is Clearly Insult Enough.

Whatever It Is You Want To Do, Take A Job In That Field. You Will Learn By Experience And, Slow And Steady, You'll Get It Done!

If You Want To Look At The State Of Humans, You Should Look At The State Of Animals First. People Are Choosing Whether Or Not They Can Feed An Animal And Their Family. And Every Shelter Coast-to-coast Is Stuffed.

I Started Running 3 Miles Every Morning After Throat Surgery To Remove A Cyst Last Year. The Gym Used To Be My Adversary. But That Has All Changed. Now, I Look Forward To It Every Morning.

Yum-o! I Say This If Something Is So Good That 'yum' Just Isn't Enough Of An Exclamation. The Accent Is On The 'o' As In, 'oh! That Is So Good!'