When You See Charlie Chaplin,

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.

Are You Having Problems Hearing? If So, Those Around You Already Know It. Hearing Loss Is No Laughing Matter, So Don't Be A Punchline.

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

I Have Always Loved Science Fiction. One Of My Favorite Shows Is 'star Trek.' I Like The Trips, Where It Drops My Mind Off, Because They Give You A Premise And All Of A Sudden, You Say, 'oh!' And I'm Fascinated By It.