When You Stop Doing Things

A Man's Got To Take A Lot Of Punishment To Write A Really Funny Book.

Modern Life ... Is Often A Mechanical Oppression And Liquor Is The Only Mechanical Relief.

I Spend A Hell Of A Lot Of Time Killing Animals And Fish So I Wouldn't Kill Myself. When A Man Is In Rebellion Against Death, As I Am In Rebellion Against Death, He Gets Pleasure Out Of Taking To Himself One Of The Godlike Attributes; That Of Giving It.

There Is Nothing Noble In Being Superior To Your Fellow Men. True Nobility Lies In Being Superior To Your Former Self.

I Love You And I Always Will And I Am Sorry. What A Useless Word.