When You Want To Fool

I Have Often Regretted What I Have Eaten, But Never What I Have Drunk.

I Have Found That Nothing So Deceives Your Adversaries As Telling Them The Truth.

Fools You Are Who Say You Like To Learn From Your Mistakes. I Prefer To Learn From The Mistakes Of Others, And Avoid The Cost Of My Own.

The Americans Are A Very Lucky People. They're Bordered To The North And South By Weak Neighbors, And To The East And West By Fish.

Never Believe Anything In Politics Until It Has Been Officially Denied.