Whenever I See A Homeless

My Boots Use Recycled Electronics And Recycled Plastics From The Ocean.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

Sometimes Sex Gets In The Way Of A Relationship.

I Think We Have A Very Skewed Idea Of What Sex Is Nowadays. Tv, Video Games And The Internet Are Set Up To Raise Men To Be Predators.

I Laugh When I End Up On The Worst-dressed Lists. I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. I Know I'm Kind Of A Cartoon Character. Do People Honestly Think I'm Wearing A Kafkan In Order To Be Fashionable?