Whenever My Water Breaks It'll

My Style Icon Really For My Whole Life Has Been My Mother.

I Don't Have Anything To Prove Anymore. What Other People Think Of Me Is Not My Business.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoohah! Apparently I Have A Lot Of Amniotic Fluid, So Whenever My Water Breaks It Will Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

I Just Started Calling Myself 'swamp A-.' Like, I Have Swamp A- Right Now. I Had Major Swamp A- Because I Was Wearing These Spanx To Hold In My Gut ... It's Like The Bayou Up In That Region.