Whenever You Give Up Something,

If He's Got Golf Clubs In His Truck Or A Camper In His Driveway, I Don't Hire Him.

Ya Know, Hitler Was A Great Leader, Too.

Don't Run If You Can Walk. Don't Walk If You Can Stand. Don't Stand If You Can Sit. Don't Sit If You Can Lie Down.

It's Not The Load That Breaks You Down, It's The Way You Carry It.

I Give Opinions, Not Advice.