Where I Came From, Sports

If You Aren't Going All The Way, Why Go At All?

I Don't Like To Date So Much As I Just Like To Kind Of, You Know, Run Into Somethin', Man.

I Believe In Letting A Guy Live The Way He Wants To If He Doesn't Hurt Anyone.

Of Course, In Pro Ball, They Never Hit The Quarterback In Practice.

I've Always Said I'm Going To Get Married Only Once.