Where I Get Bored Is

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

I've Heard Other Gay People Say When They Were Growing Up They Felt 'foreign.' Growing Up, I Was Able To Label These Feelings As: 'i'm A Protestant.' It Wasn't Until I Left, I Thought: 'oh, Those Weren't Protestant Feelings.'

It's Lovely To Get One Successful Show - The Chances Of Finding A Second One Are Not So Hot.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints