Where Religion Is A Trade,

Ignorance Is The Wet-nurse Of Prejudice.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

About The Most Originality That Any Writer Can Hope To Achieve Honestly Is To Steal With Good Judgment.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.