Wherever I Went, I Was

The Only Use She Has For The Word Fun Is To Make The Word Funeral.

Cinderella Was Such A Dork. She Left Behind Her Glass Slipper At The Ball And Then Went Right Back To Her Step-monster's House. It Seems To Me She Should Have Worn The Glass Slipper Always, To Make Herself Easier To Find. I Always Hoped That After The Prince Found Cinderella And They Rode Away In Their Magnificent Carriage, After A Few Miles She Turned To Him And Said, "could You Drop Me Off Down The Road Please? Now That I've Finally Escaped My Life Of Horrific Abuse, I'd Like To See Something Of The World, You Know?... I'll Catch Back Up With You Later, Prince, Once I've Found My Own Way.

Answer All The Questions That I'm Too Afraid To Ask

Therefore. Ergo. Erg. Argh. Ugh.

How Come Princesses Always Have Some Huge Flaw That Can Cause Their Downfall?