While It Is Nice To

Comedy And Sausages Are The Two Things That If You Know How They're Made They Affect The Appetite.

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He Picked It Up In The Army. He'd Often Come Out With This Stuff.

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?

My Father Was Always A Straight-up Funny Guy. He Was Silly. He Was My Inspiration.