While Money Can't Buy Happiness,

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.

But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.