White People Scare The Crap

One Thing I've Learned About Death Threats Is That They're Great, Actually. You Should Actually Be Grateful For Death Threats Because Those Who Are Taking The Time To Threaten You That Way Are Getting It Out Of Their System. That's Really What They Rant To Do, Yell At You, And They Want To Threaten You.

Hey, Here's A Way To Stop Suicide Bombings - Give The Palestinians A Bunch Of Missile-firing Apache Helicopters And Let Them And The Israelis Go At Each Other Head To Head. Four Billion Dollars A Year To Israel - Four Billion Dollars A Year To The Palestinians - They Can Just Blow Each Other Up And Leave The Rest Of Us The Hell Alone.

'champagne' And 'breathmint' Are The First Two Words All Oscar Winners Hear.

Back In The Late '90s, I Put Together A Humorous Newsmagazine Program Called 'the Awful Truth' For Bravo. We Helped One Guy Get An Organ Transplant Whose Insurance Company Had Refused To Pay. I Thought, If We Could Save A Guy's Life In A 10-minute Segment On Cable, What Could We Do If We Devoted A Whole Movie To A Whole Bunch Of People?

If You're White, And You Really Want To Help Change Things, Why Not Start With Yourself?