Who In Their Infinite Wisdom

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

Getting Out Of The Hospital Is A Lot Like Resigning From A Book Club. You're Not Out Of It Until The Computer Says You're Out Of It.

A Grandparent Is The Only Baby-sitter Who Doesn't Charge More After Midnight - Or Anything Before Midnight.

A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.

I Originate From A Family Where Sauce Is Viewed As A Refreshment.