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Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.
-George Carlin
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Whoever Coined The Term "buyer
George Carlin
Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.
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