Who's Happy These Days?

I Work As Often As I Want And Yet I'm Free As A Bird

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

There's Such A Thing As Theater Discipline. One Player Doesn't Appropriate Another's Inventions

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano