Why Can't A Woman Be

A Schedule So Tight That It Would Only Work If I Didn't Sleep On Monday Nights.

The Winter Is Forbidden Till December, And Exits March The Second On The Dot. By Order Summer Lingers Through September In Camelot.

On A Clear Day, Rise And Look Around You, And You'll See Who You Are. On A Clear Day, How It Will Astound You That The Glow Of Your Feelings Outshines Every Star. You Will Follow Every Mountain, Sea And Shore, You Will See From Far And Near A World You've Never Seen Before. On A Clear Day, On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever, And Ever, And Ever More.

Men Die But An Idea Does Not.

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man? Men Are So Honest, So Thoroughly Square; Eternally Noble, Historically Fair; Who, When You Win, Will Always Give Your Back A Pat. Why Can't A Woman Be Like That?