Why Did God Give Me

A Writer Writes Not Because He Is Educated But Because He Is Driven By The Need To Communicate. Behind The Need To Communicate Is The Need To Share. Behind The Need To Share Is The Need To Be Understood.

A Conservative Is One Who Admires Radicals Centuries After They're Dead.

The First Printed Mention Of Bagels... Is To Be Found In The Community Regulations Of Kracow, Poland, For The Year 1610 Which Stated That Bagels Would Be Given As A Gift To Any Woman In Childbirth.

The Purpose Of Life Is To Matter, To Be Productive, To Have It Make A Difference That You Lived At All-using The Talents That God Has Given You For The Betterment Of Others.

Humor Is, I Think, The Subtlest And Chanciest Of Literary Forms. It Is Surely Not Accidental That There Are A Thousand Novelists, Essayists, Poets Or Journalists For Each Humorist. It Is A Long, Long Time Between James Thurbers.