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On Many Young Actors That Don't Give Their Parents Proper Credit: I'm Still Waiting For Some Actor To Win, Say, An Oscar... And Deliver The Following Acceptance Speech: I Would Like To Thank My Parents, First Of All, For Letting Me Live.

There Are Some People Who Have Trouble Recognizing A Mess.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

I Don't Know The Key To Success, But The Key To Failure Is Trying To Please Everybody.

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.