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I Came Into This Life, Looked All Around. I Saw Just What I Liked And Took What I Found.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Stoopid.

Do You Feel Your Best When Your Strung Out On Your Morphine And Meth?

School's-out-for-summer!!