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If You Blink Your Eyes Or Go Get A Coke, You've Missed 10 Things.

Militant Mothers Hiding In The Basement Using Pots And Pans As Their Shields And Their Helmets.

When I Moved To L. A. With This Little Wimpy Garage Band, The First People We Met Were The Doors. Then We Met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All Of The People Who Died Of Excess Were Our Big Brothers And Sisters. So I Said To Myself: How Do You Become A Legend And Enjoy It? The Answer Is To Create A Character As Legendary As Those Guys And Leave That Character On The Stage.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.

Why Be Boring? Have Some Fun. Rock Shows Should Be Like Movies: I Don't Go To A Movie Hoping It'll Change My Life.